Ask the Pigmask Colonel!

Hello there! I'm the Colonel of the Pigmask Army, Feel free to ask me somethin'!


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Who I Follow

I have officially reached 100 followers! So as such, I’d like to call on you guys to see what I should do to celebrate such an awesome occasion! So send in ideas or things you’d want! 

'I blamed the Colonel for my laziness.'
askpigmaskcolonel askpigmaskcolonel Said:

askthechillpigmask:

Glad to see you still remembered, hah..!

Do I need to be more strict in my duties Captain? Because I can give you Chimera duty to fix your laziness.

teatimekisses:

davejade:

please stay safe.

psa guys

((Basically making sure you guys are safe))

teatimekisses:

davejade:

please stay safe.

psa guys

((Basically making sure you guys are safe))

(via rockin-bushie)

((HE’S BEAUTY HE’S GRACE HE’S GOT THE WORST POSSIBLE FACE I COULD HAVE USED FOR THIS AND THATS MY FAVORITE PART omGG
sO ANIME CARTER SENPAI))

((MY FOLLOWERS ARE AWESOME AND YOU GUYS SHOULD FOLLOW askthechillpigmask THIS INSTANT. THAT IS AN ORDER!))

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I don’t know why, but this odd little tune has been stuck in my head… I wonder where it came from….

((Basically me saying sorry for being inactive, here’s some singing, sorry about the flat parts ^ ^;))

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  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Well, let’s see of this thing works. 

((Also going to put this on my main, because this will all be in character. So if you wanna ask the mun, go there. For those that don’t know what that is exactly, that’s Here))

(via vague-flirting)

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Everyone! To Battle Stations! We going on a Chimera Hunt tonight boys!

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Sorry for taking so long guys! Been real busy here on base!

Uh....How you define yourself, Colonel?
askpigmaskcolonel askpigmaskcolonel Said:

Define myself? Awesome. That is how I would define myself! Unless you meant something else?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Who's higher? You or the commander?
askpigmaskcolonel askpigmaskcolonel Said:

ask-captain-ness:

Well, I’m just a mere captain and I don’t think Porky would trust me with a lot of things! So, it’s obvious that the Commander is higher!

Unless, you mean in terms of height, in that case I might be a little taller if not just the same height as the guy! I hope taller though but you just can’t tell with all that hair on his head! Haha!

For a quick reiteration, the Hierarchy of the Army is Ensign, Captain, Major, Colonel, and Commander. And I never really noticed you being taller than him! You might have a point with the hair. The Commander sure has a good head of it.

ask-the-commander:

askpigmaskcolonel:

ask-the-commander:

askpigmaskcolonel:

Y-yes Sir! Right away!

No sir I do not. Ask one of the ensign or your squad. They always try to mess around right?

*watches the Commander walk away* ….oh pork what have I done.

ask-the-commander:

askpigmaskcolonel:

Y-yes Sir! Right away!

No sir I do not. Ask one of the ensign or your squad. They always try to mess around right?